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Fall is here, bringing with it the charm of pumpkin patches, crisp air, and warm spices. In this post, we’ve curated a collection of delightful pumpkin captions and quotes that capture the essence of the season. Enjoy these snippets that will transport you straight to the heart of autumn.
Best Pumpkin Captions and Quotes
1. “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau
2. “I was born a pumpkin, I will live a pumpkin, and I will die a pumpkin.” — Daniel Webster
3. “There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.”
4. “Let’s be honest: you can’t celebrate fall without its leading role: pumpkin!” — Rachel Hollis
5. “Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.” — Simone Schwarz-Bart
6. “There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people … religion, politics, and the great pumpkin.” — Charles M. Shulz
7. “Cause I’m Peter, Peter the Pumpkin Eater And the party has just begun.” — Garth Brooks
8. “Pumpkin light, Pumpkin bright, first pumpkin I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, wish I had a prizewinner tonight.” — Charlie Brown’s Great Pumpkin
9. “Advice from a Pumpkin: Be well-rounded.”
10. “The pumpkin itself is a symbol for mortality. Like mortals, the pumpkin seed is planted in the darkness of the earth, where it is left to search for the light. When the plant finally sprouts, it travels along the ground, as if in search of its place in the world. Then, once the pumpkin has found its place, it blossoms into a fruit that towers above all others. And when the pumpkin is ripe, it’s a veritable life-giving force.” — Seth Adam Smith
11. “I can smell autumn dancing in the breeze. The sweet chill of pumpkin, and crisp sunburnt leaves.” — Ann Drake
12. “Autumn is…. Finding a purpose for every pumpkin in the patch.”
Funny Pumpkin Captions and Quotes
13. “Women are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you’re looking for a knife.” — Dana Gould
14. “How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music? On vine-yl.”
15. “What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!”
16. “The Latte was madly in love; he felt like there was Pumpkin in the air.”
17. “Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.” — Harland Williams
18. “This pumpkin’s got a lot of guts.”
19. “Say hollow to my little friend.”
20. “What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.”
21. “I will defend pumpkin until the day I die. It’s delicious. It’s healthy. I don’t understand the backlash.” — Anna Kendrick
22. “The best number for Halloween is pumpkin pi.”
23. “If you’re ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you’re good to go.” — Devendra Banhart
24. “What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver? Cut it out!”
25. “Keep calm and carve pumpkins.”
26. “Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”
Jack-o'-Lantern Captions and Quotes
27. “What did the Jack-o’-lantern say before the party? Let’s get lit!”
28. “Jack of all lanterns.”
29. “The Jack-o’-lantern follows me with tapered, glowing eyes. His yellow teeth grin evilly. His cackle I despise.” — Richelle E. Goodrich
30. “And I Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing.” — Tim Burton
31. “You don’t know Jack-o’-lantern.”
32. “How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking? The pumpkin patch.”
33. “Why is the jack-o’-lantern so forgetful? Because he is empty-headed.”
34. “Why are jack-o’-lanterns so smart? A candle makes them bright.”
35. “May Jack-o’-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future’s veil and show, What fate now holds for you?” — Jerry Smith
36. “He’s a Jack of all trades, master of none.”
37. “Why did everyone think the Jack-o-Lantern was evil? It had a wicked candle inside it.”
38. “How do you mend a broken Jack-o’-lantern?” With a pumpkin patch!”
39. “Jack-o’-lantern, Jack-o’-lantern. You are such a funny sight.” — Jack-o’-lantern Halloween Song
Cute Pumpkin Captions and Quotes
40. “Cutest pumpkins in the patch.”
41. “Pumpkin wishes and candy corn kisses.”
42. “I’m Mommy’s little pumpkin!”
43. “I only have pies for you.”
44. “Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.”
45. “I heard that pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away.”
46. “The pumpkin of my pie.”
47. “You are the pick of the patch.”
48. “Carving out some fun with bae.”
49. “There’s no one I’d rather get lost in a pumpkin patch with than you.”
50. “Once a pumpkin, always a pumpkin.” — Billy Corgan
51. “Orange you pumped for autumn?”
52. “You’ll always be my boo.”
53. “Chilling with the cutest little pumpkins.”
54. “You’ve pumpkin patched my heart with love.”
55. “I will love you till the end of vine.”
56. “I never met a pumpkin I didn’t like.”
57. “You are the pumpkin I chose in the patch.”
58. “Picked a good one.”
59. “Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie, Soon your love will be all mine.” — Jay & The Techniques
60. “Pumpkin pie love spending time with you.”
61. “You’re the pumpkin spice to my latte.”
62. “You’ve carved out a piece of my heart.”
63. “I love you more than pumpkin spice latte.”
Pumpkin Spice Captions and Quotes
64. “Do you know what’s really spooky? Not having a pumpkin spice latte in the fall.”
65. “Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe.”
66. “We got our Seasonal bulk in at work today and got Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil. It’s for Autumnmobiles.”
67. “At this point, my blood type is pumpkin spice.”
68. “I’m a pumpkin spice junkie.”
69. “Trick or treatin’ myself to a Pumpkin Spice Latte.”
70. “Sugar and pumpkin spice and all things nice! “
71. “Let’s (pumpkin) spice things up!”
72. “My favorite color is pumpkin spice.”
73. “One more pumpkin spice latte for the books.”
74. “He was latte, as he had to pick up a pumpkin spice on his way.”
75. “You had me at pumpkin spice.”
76. “Sometimes you need to pumpkin spice up your life.”
77. “Keep calm and drink a pumpkin spice latte.”
78. “My coffee cup doesn’t lie. My blood type is pumpkin spice.”
79. “My favorite season in the world is pumpkin spice.”
80. “Pumpkin is the spice of life.”
81. “You either love pumpkin spice lattes, or you’re wrong.”
82. “Pumpkin spice and living my best life.”
83. “Pumpkin spice latte is eggnog for morning people.” — John Oliver
84. “Pumpkin spice season is finally here, better latte than never.”
Pumpkin Patch Captions and Quotes
85. “Gone pumpkin pickin.”
86. “It’s pumpkin picking day!”
87. “Follow the pumpkin patch road.”
88. “Welcome to our pumpkin patch.”
89. “I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” — The Nightmare Before Christmas
90. “I don’t see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one.” — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
91. “You had me at pumpkin patch.”
Pumpkin Pie Captions and Quotes
92. “Sometimes I wake up in the morning thinking about pumpkin pie.” — Damien Echols
93. “But I shall have the final laugh when Halloween is through. This pumpkin king I’ll split in half to make a pie for two.” — Richelle E. Goodrich
94. “Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later.”
95. “I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” — Robert Breault
96. “Shedding late-summer tears for the end of cherry season. Patiently and hopefully waiting for pumpkin pie season.” — Terri Guillemets
97. “When life gives you pumpkins, make pie.”
98. “Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie soon your love will be all mine.” — Jay & The Techniques
99. “Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” — Jim Davis
100. “The pumpkin lies yellow, beneath the cold skies, it’s luscious and mellow, and ready for pies.” — Walt Mason
101. “What moistens the lip and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past like the rich pumpkin pie?” — John Greenleaf Whittier
102. “O’ pumpkin pie, your time has come ’round again and I am autumnrifically happy!” — Terri Guillemets
103. “But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!” — Margaret Junkin Preston
104. “Pumpkin pie fixes everything.”
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